Dear ABS. I gotta tell you, I'm getting all lathered-up and hot under the collar because the Democrat Party is now claiming that everything is Infrastructure. Why, just the other day I was rummaging around on Twitter and I saw this Tweet from a dang Senator:
Now come on ABS, you are well known as a down-to-earth, middle-of-the-road man, who puts his pants on one leg at a time, drives on the right side of the road and never receives Holy Communion from a man who is not a Priest.
What say you, ABS?
Signed, Flummoxed in Fussels Corner, Florida.
Dear Flummoxed in Fussels Corner.
ABS is of the opinion that one must take advantage of all of the sophistry, lies, and political propaganda as a way to rhetorically whack these demented blue dog democrats in the snout with a newspaper so they will stop pooping all over common sense.
ABS has sent a missive to whomever it is who reads mail to the Dandelion Dandy, Joe Biden.
In that letter, ABS demanded to be included as a recipient of federal funds because he is also Infrastructure because he identifies as ABS - A Beautiful Structure.
It was Abraham Lincoln, who got the nickname "Honest Abe" for the same reason a 400 pound Mobster gets the nickname"Tiny," who said, What is the damn point of running a deceptive political campaign to get elected if you are not going to take advantage of the awesome power of a Federal Office to lie your ass off and line your own pockets?
Flummoxed, think about this situation as an opportunity. Don't get angry. Get even.
Surely, if you are from Fussels Corner you prolly look like a road that needs patching or a truck that needs Bondo, right?
Rock on, brother.