Gunga Din

                       Henry Cabot Lodge

Some families favor a certain first or given name that pairs well with their surname, such as Henry for The Lodges, the demented Democrat dorks from Massachusetts. 

                      Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

Naturally, that makes one wonder how many Dins were felicitously named Gunga or was he a one off? 

Try pairing Gunga with the surnames you know - Gunga Trump, Gunga Biden, and Gunga Alighieri - and you’ll see what I’m getting at. 

Of course, it prolly would have been outside the realm of possibility that the Dins would have had a pet named Rin Tin Tin because they likely were dog eaters.

Think of how different the world would have been had Adolph been named Gunga?

Gunga Hitler would, no doubt, have gone into the water business rather than specialising in the psychotic evil mass murdering industry.

Sad.

It really makes you think...